Screen Crawl: It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Audience: And thirty years since the last movie.

George Lucas: Hey!

Audience: You know what we mean.

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SCENE: A small desert village in no way resembling Mei Lai at all.

Max von Sydow: Here's a plot Macguffin to carry around through the movie. (hands him a USB drive)

Poe: I can't believe they ( Read more... )

Words cannot describe the sheer awesomeness of this movie.

Still won't stop me from snarking though.

( Cut for the three people who haven't seen this film yet. )

Just finished watching this on DVD. Conclusion: Fun little movie, even if the main character is a complete ass.

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